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This just in off the wire. What is the possibility of capturing thermal energy from a woman during a Hot Flash????

Not sure if this is for real, but it sure is interesting!

The research and scientific communities are buzzing over inspirational new developments detailing a new system that will capture Hot Flash thermal energy of menopausal adult females. Testing and research has suggested adult females may one day be equipped with a device identified as a COEGR (Cyclical Organic Electricity Grid Refueler) that can soak up the thermal energy within a Hot Flash and store the energy for use on battery-operated devices, or be transmitted as electrical thermal energy into the power grid to be sold to the power companies.

The thermal energy compiler has the likelihood to be known as one of the most important Green Feats ever.

Men and women of science are urgently studying the possibility of catching the thermal energy produced by the hot flash of adult females in menopause into a very real renewable energy source. Does it surprise you at all that it would be the women who finally save our little planet Earth? Since they’re going to inherit it anyways, they may as well save it first. Our recent population studies suggest the timing is perfect for a thermal energy program such as this one. The current collective mass of Hot Flash power index should be harnessed to satisfy our thermal energy needs. Woman Powered thermal energy could well become the Mother Of All Green Feats .The mastering of this mostly safe thermal energy system might be the beginning we need worldwide to save our environment, on a level that we have never seen before. Not only will women have all the power they’ll also BE the power, and at the same time solidify their positions as guardians of nature - Womankind. The popularity of 40-something females, will grow massivly and they will naturally take control of society once and for all.

Fast forward to the future, men with their cellphones, PDA’s and iPhones, and kids with their Nintendo Wii’s and iPods will cherish the presence of the Hot Flash woman for the gift of their “green” thermal energy. The “glow” of a woman’s hot flash during menopause will adapt from the fear it ingrains in the population at large presently, to one of respect as we come to know and understand, the fact that she is the producer of the thermal energy for his “Crackberry”.

Envision a time when you can just plug a laptop into a COEGR thermal energy device and recharge the battery! Women in menopause will quite simply become a HOT Commodity,(though they already are…) Power hungry individuals will look for them in shopping centers, as we come to grips with the fact that they “Got The Power”! Shopping Malls could run the lighting for their complex by the thermal energy of their female shoppers! Of course, substantial rebates would most certainly apply to supplying the thermal energy.

Tags: alternative energy, alternative power, Thermal Energy, thermal energy source, thermal heat, thermal power

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